shidsterlove ; letters to you

mom’s funny moments

June 15, 2011
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a few days ago i told my mother that once when i reach my $5000-$6000 paycheck each month, i was planning on moving out to a serviced appartment because all i had to do was pay them $1000++ per month and i could get a nice studio apartment where i could cook whatever i want, throw my clothes whereever i want on the floor, i didnt have to do housework, i would have someone cleaning up after me on a daily basis, someone to do my laundry and breakfast can be easily provided. Plus if i add slightly more money, i could get a massage/spa session per month for some rest and relax. My mother immediately exclaimed that if i just gave her that $1000++, she would do all that for me. I told her that if i paid others $1000++ i wouldnt have to hear any nagging at all, but if i paid her, nagging comes into the package!

A few minutes earlier, i received an sms from my mom (yes, my mother has finally learned how to sms). This was how it went.

Mom: Adek (means younger sister in malay), i have helped wash your laundry and hang your clothes. But your room, why so messy? Anyway, I heard someone say that if her laundry is done she would pay that person $1000++…

ME: HAHAHAHAHHA! True, but i still hear you nag, so i discount the price, i just treat you to eat only…

Mom: HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE! scammer!

of course the above conversation was in malay, so its less funnier in english…..

till laters~

Much love,
xoxo, Shid.


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    I AM …

    ...at a loss if you can roll subtlety, great wit and persuasiveness into one. throw in a dash of sarcasm, a splash of surprises and garnish it with a little bit of cunning, trickery and mind games and you'll have me at "hello".

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    I AM ALSO NEUROTIC

    neu·ro·sis   /nʊˈroʊsɪs, nyʊ-/ [noo-roh-sis, nyoo-]
    –noun,plural-ses  /-siz/ [-seez]
    1.Also called psychoneurosis. a functional disorder in which feelings of anxiety, obsessional thoughts, compulsive acts, and physical complaints without objective evidence of disease, in various degrees and patterns, dominate the personality.
    2.a relatively mild personality disorder typified by excessive anxiety or indecision and a degree of social or interpersonal maladjustment.

    I AM ALSO PRONE TO:

    par·a·noi·a   /ˌpærəˈnɔɪə/ [par-uh-noi-uh]
    –noun
    1.Psychiatry. a mental disorder characterized by systematized delusions and the projection of personal conflicts, which are ascribed to the supposed hostility of others, sometimes progressing to disturbances of consciousness and aggressive acts believed to be performed in self-defense or as a mission.
    2.baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others.

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